What is better than being a pug?

nothing.. thats right.. absolutely nothing....look.. this is the life... I spend all day at the park.. playing with other dogs.......then I can sunbathe in the car, while daddy goes and gets slurpees for everyone (except me....pffffft.) but its okay.......ever see a human just sleepin in the car?!....well....I guess it happens.....but it's strange......worse when they don't even own the car... and if they do...usually I laugh..go home.. your bed is there.....MY bed is EVERYWHERE! thats why I just love to be me....really. I do.