While I was sleeping

You always hear about stuff that happens to other people while they were sleeping, and you never figure that one day the subject would be you. But, today.......it was. Mom got me. She claims that she just wants me to be festive....and really... I am....I don't mind the Christmas sweater they bought me, and am kind of excited for my jingle bell collar......but this I think may have crossed the line. Holiday red nails. Come on.

The cats started it!!!!!!

Against my will....mom has decided to post these pictures to show what a BAD doggie I am. I'm kind of upset.. not necessarily because of that... but because the cats made me do it...they were the ones that knockedit down.... they were the ones that urged me to eat it... they were the ones that told me that I would never be loved if i didn't do what they told me.....I wanted to fit in.. I really did... so I caved to the peer pressure. We are not talking right now.....WEAK!!.....Mom was VERY VERY angry when she got home let me tell you....and conveniently...the cats were nowhere to be found. Jerks.

Where's Dad?

An excerpt taken from "How to be a Wolf: The domestic dog's guide to the true meaning of being Dog" --"The wolf sits quietly waiting....he has heard something is coming......his eyes are piercing awaiting the mysterious arrival.....ears perked up....tail straight.....and whiskers sense the air around....the keen sense of smell knows something exciting is about to happen....."--

Then there is me.....the mysterious arrival is Daddy who has left the car briefly....and somehow this is the best I could pull off.... I studied this caption over and over and over.....and still... my eyes bulge out....not the least bit piercing....my ears just disappear......there is NO hope on the straight tail.....and all I can smell is the food that Dad had just brought back. This is why they love me

Shucks...now there's actually and excuse!

Halloween. Ghosts... goblins...witches...devils.......scary things...and what do I get?? Bok bok bok bok bok.... a CHICKEN !?!?!?!....what is the deal!...apparently I am already a devil so I couldn't go as that.....and roosters wake people up in the morning (and I wake people up in the morning) so they chose the chicken. We walked into daycare that day.. and there was paparazzi everywhere.. following me... snapping my photo......on the ONE day that I have to look like an idiot.....I can only imagine what the tabloids will say......Ella: Trans-animal. Does she really know who she is?

and it wasn't even halloween yet

So we were at the pug store the other day (I'm told its a PET store... but I've never seen other PETS go into it except me... so it's a pug store)....and my mom found this hat that she could not resist buying. So one day when mommy was gone Dad and Uncle Paul did THIS to me.....i was not terribly impressed... but you cannot tell.. since they covered my eyes up...probably with intent. I was very happy that for once my mom had nothing to do with this kinda stuff....but she was happily amused with the picture when she came home. Nuts I thought they had passed this stage.

I made a postcard!!!

I made a postcard!!!.....well.....SOMEONE has not gotten around to sending this photo into a company that will print millions and millions of postcards for people to buy and enjoy my pretty face.....but it will get done. I will make sure.

What is better than being a pug?

nothing.. thats right.. absolutely nothing....look.. this is the life... I spend all day at the park.. playing with other dogs.......then I can sunbathe in the car, while daddy goes and gets slurpees for everyone (except me....pffffft.) but its okay.......ever see a human just sleepin in the car?!....well....I guess it happens.....but it's strange......worse when they don't even own the car... and if they do...usually I laugh..go home.. your bed is there.....MY bed is EVERYWHERE! thats why I just love to be me....really. I do.

soon thereafter...

it's me it's me it's me!!! look at me!!! i'm a happy pug!!! i'm not tired... i'm not sad....i'm not sleeping.......i'm jumping and running and barking and chasing cats... you can't stop me!!!!! what does the doctor know!!!

they lasered my nose to make me breathe better too... so its funny and pink....mommy and daddy were not exactly for the plastic surgery....but hey... I did it for me...not for mom... not for dad....just for me....if it makes me feel better then I should have that right....shouldn't I??

The big cut

So.....we got to go for a glorious car ride on an early august morn......to Steinbach. No one told me......but it was for my spay. I think that I was one tough cookie, my mom and dad were even allowed to take me home extra early, because they drove out from the city. Mom and Dad thought that they had it easy because my doctor told them that I would probably sleep for a few days, and not feel like doing much. BUT....little did they know!!!!!

someone is lazy and its not me!!!

Hi there.....it's me... Ella... remember??.. well.....mom has not given me the opportunity for quite awhile to update everyone on my life....until today......she is lazy. Anyways...lots has gone on since my first swim......heck its winter now!!!.....so here it goes!