I'm a Lion Hear Me Roar!!!

wait a moment.... a lion is a cat.....cats choose not to enjoy my company (especially when I bite their ears and whiskers and tails)....I can't be a lion...mmmmm...how bout a BIG BIG dog...no WOLF! that's it.....I like to bear my teeth...growl....and ROOOAAAAAARRRR (is that what wolves do?).....i will attack that toy potato....destroy it....rip the stuffing out.....cuz i'm a mean mean wolf......a BIG BAD wolf...

Oooooooh a CAT TUNNEL!!

So my furry little buddies (cats I 'spose....and not always my buddies) got this new toy today. Its a crinkle tunnel. I'm so intimidating I decided to make it mine (they are actually scared of it). Look at me run through!!! I enjoy running laps round and thru and round and thru and round and thru the tunnel. Hahaha...nice try for a cat toy.

I Made Someone Cry!!! (and it wasn't because of my cuteness!!)

So.. today.. we were at the park.....and a little girl and her sisters and Dad came to say hi to me.....well... I imposed on their fun in the playground.. but they wanted to see me even before I went darting over to greet them. BUT.... something stunning happened....the Dad mentioned that his little daughter wanted to see me....so... i ran to her....and sniffed...and licked her a bit... and she started to cry!!!!.. and not just a little puppy whimper....BALLING...CRYING....YELLING... SCREAMING..... she was upset...she was crying over me!!!.. I do not understand how that is possible...I am not a big intruding growling beast....(in other people's heads at least)...i did not bark... i simply licked....well...i licked lots...but people love that!!... her Dad had to pick her up off the ground.. and she REFUSED to be on the ground if I was still there.... I was SLIGHTLY offended....i mean.... i'm sooooo cute....i'm not entirely sure what happened....I got over it pretty quickly though...this little scaredy cat's sisters and Dad LOVED me (of course)....so that made me happy....they left... and I went back to eating rocks and dirt.... and enjoyed the rest of my afternoon.

Ice cubes, Homemade Doggie Biscuits and the BIG Carrot

There have been a lot of new discoveries for me lately...and it's going pretty well. I got an ice cube the other day, and it is phenominal...cold....wet.....i can chew on it... and its a great toy to chase around. Last weekend though, probably was the best ever. My people MADE me dog treats....baked in the oven....the smell..ohhhhh the smell.....they were up ALL night baking (not to mention the wild goose chase across the city to find chickpea flour before the stores closed!!)... just for me!!!...(i guess because i'm pretty....and well...because i have bad breath..and these treats are packed full of parsley...but i'm sure thats not the main reason for the bake-off).....then... they came home from the grocery store with the biggest carrot i have ever seen!!!... it was a little overwhelming...i chewed it... but made my people break it up for me..then made them feed me dog treats (the homemade ones of course)..then made them take me to the park.... then made them take me inside to play.. then made them take me back outside to "pee" (eat leaves, sticks and grass... and run from them like crazy when they tried to catch me....tee hee hee)...there is SO much fun in my little puggie life......

Adventures In The Not Always So Great Outdoors

that's pretty much all I can say... adventure...today my people took me to a little park near the house. The grass was really wet and gushy...i'm not entirely sure that I had fun yet, although there were brief moments of "super fun-ness". This "leash" really wierds me out... the clasp is heavy and it feels like it is pushing me to the ground....my people laugh 'cause I walk a little lower than usual...but I can't help it. Oh yeah.. the park...well.. I think maybe it was fun (sometimes I like to pretend that I am cold... and whine a bit.. cause I usually get extra love that way...however my people are getting smarter....they have learned not to listen to me on "bathroom outings"...i much prefer the warmth and the newspaper inside...but they make me stay outside till I "go") but still I enjoyed it. They tell me we will go to a BIG park tommorow......