Sunday, March 18, 2007

Photo Shoot #2






If you recall (and as devoted fans of me, I'm sure you would) I have had some photo shoots in the past (the shoot known as "Portraits " the park).....well....this one is known as "flat sheet of unmade bed messed up with daddy holding a living room lamp from above to cast a halo of light on my beautiful face as I gracefully pose for the camera" (okay.. that was a bit drawn out... I admit)......I think the shots actually turned out great given the situation!.....here are some to marvel at!

Baby Socks? What were they thinking!




apparently I have been a wimp when it comes to walking on the cold cold winter snow. I have perfectly "paw-dicured" feet.....what do they expect. They spend time rubbing them with moisturizing balm, and shaping my nails... and they bring me to the icy cold to ruin it? I don't think so!!.......they had had enough of the "three legged pug hop" and decided to come up with a brainy solution. Baby socks. Of course they did not stay on, I am not a baby. Doggie shoes were tried, but they looked hideous, so I was sure that I did not keep them on. After a little while of woo-ing their hearts of sorrow with my limp, they had one last idea. Elastics and baby socks. Really?.......do they think they were going to put these on EVERY time I need to go outside??.....they did!!!!....it's okay I want to assure you.....I have to pee every 2 minutes when I want to!

Saturday, March 17, 2007

i turned one year old!!!!



About a month ago.... it was my birthday!!!!.....it was a very very special day....we went for a car ride to go birthday shopping, and I got birthday cake!.........normally i'd be jumping up and down for a car ride and cake... but this day I was not. Why? you ask......They have figured out a way to "calm" my jumping in the car..... its called a car-ness........it's really a harness that clips in to the seatbelt that my people have so cleverly named the car-ness (can you detect the hint of sarcasm in my voice) great birthday present eh?.....anyways... i cannot move....i can just sit........BUT they always think that they win.... but i always have a voice.... how are the gonna make me be quiet??.. thats right... they CANT.....so... i will speak...LOTS........i've perfected the annoying cat meow... that one really ticks 'em off....teeheehee.....i also gurgle snot in my nose......i blow bubbles with it.....Mom sometimes feels bad and leans back and pats me while she drives (see.....she caved....I win!).......

I do have to give Mom a bit of credit though........she did bake me a cake......complete with peanut butter icing.....i'm not entirely sure why she lit it on fire though.........that part didnt make sense....neither did the vocal clashing of harmony that occurred as I was made to WAIT for MY birthday cake.....but look how good I was........I'm a big girl.....more sophisticated.......with more experience under the stupid seat belt of mine... to win win win!!